Dec 22, 2019
Xanadu Space Ship
"MISSION EARTH initiated. I repeat Mission Earth initiated!" was the loud announcement all over the space ship.
In the space ship, the commander in chief of the Xanadian force, Sir. Gamma Delton called for the daily stand up meeting.
"So Mr. Omega. What's the status? How are we with this mission?"
"So far so good sir. We would enter the Earth exactly in 3 months from now. They don't have the infantries or suitable weaponry to fight us back, so mostly they would surrender!"
"What are the chances to establish our territories at all the planned locations on Earth?"
|source : here|
"We have fair chances sir. This is the right time to occupy. They are fighting among themselves for many centuries now and in recent past, politicians are instilling more and more hatred in the earthlings!"
"Hope you have done good amount of research before you declare in such a final tone!"
"Yes sir! I heard that people are fighting over religion, the leaders fuelling the fight, many countries are in a retrogressive direction embracing fascism, aristocracy, initiating caste based, religion based segregation, baseless killings, imprisonment for having freedom of speech and much more!"
"But Earth is the best example for humanity! They survived world wars and calamities due to their human nature is what I heard!?"
"Indeed! But now with exponential rise in rage and hatred, they are vulnerable and are believing everything!"
"The plan is to first land in Delhi, India. There are CAA protests going on in the capital city, a weak moment which we can cash. It is easy to occupy."
"Can you brief me the plan!?"
"Very well. We would land in Delhi at PMO, would initiate a meeting and get our treaty signed. We will give them one week time to discuss and decide!"
"Didn't their intelligence bureau detect our visit?"
"They cannot exactly detect us till we reach earth's atmosphere...even then till we are in the vicinity, it's not possible to detect because of our powerful invisible shield and our intense anti radar system and when we are at least 1000 Km from the capital city of India, we would notify the PMO about our landing. If they sign the treaty which they mostly would, we would have an amicable discussion, make Delhi our Head Quarters, start implementing our rule and establish colonies. Further plans I can brief when we reach Delhi Sir"
"What if they are not ready to sign the treaty?"
"They can't possibly think of entering a war and then winning it - their ammunition would be over in a day. I don't think they would be that foolish. If they resist we will also react. We don't want any killings. To avoid loss of life, we would use our mind control machine, Electro Neuro-Con and hypnotize the public to obey the new rule and proceed with our same plan of colony establishment!"
"Fine! Hope we are prepared for any kind of surprises, attacks, or disasters!"
"Don't worry sir. We have well trained soldiers. We are ready for any kind of mishaps!"
Days turned to months …
March 21, 2020
1500 Kms away from Earth,
Omega in a booming voice : "MISSION ABORT! I REPEAT! MISSION EARTH ABORT!"
Every one assembled in the meeting room.
Sir Gamma: "What's wrong Omega? We would be landing in a day. What is the sudden obstruction?"
Omega: "Sir, there is a novel corona virus attack on earth. They are fighting the pandemic that started in Wuhan China, now cases are multiplying in India. It is named COVID 19 it seems!"
Gamma: "That is bad. How could we not detect this disastrous event before hand??"
Omega: "Like every one else we miscalculated Sir. Our Comms personnel here and also at Xanadu are even actively interacting with our ally, Planet Titan to report daily status of the Earth. Even Titanians underestimated the impact of Corona. At present it is rapidly spreading through out the Earth and we have very less information about the virus as of now!"
Gamma: "So what to do?"
Omega: " We don't know how and whom the virus would infect sir. We can only abort the mission till picture is clear and then we devise a new strategy!"
So the mission got aborted and the soldiers traveled back to Xanadu, waiting for Corona to subside on the Earth...….
|This cartoon circulated during COVID motivated me to write this post|