Work Vs SocialNetWork /Face Vs FaceBook

Work Vs Social Network

These days I am getting a big doubt am I working in midst of social networking or am i social networking in midst of working!!! SOCIAL networking is creeping in to my nerves , veins heart mind and soul...1 year back when i was using orkut ....I was able to cut it easily and get back to my other works , book reading or TV watching . I created a profile on Face book with my first ever profile pic of sonam kapoor from saawariya (Yes am obsessed with bful pics ;) and i don’t restrict them to just one person -----beauty is wide and seasonal)...Then I had may be 10—15 frnds and I was not that interested in chatting messaging or peeping in to their profiles..I felt it all silly but was curious why people are so addicted to it!! One fine day When I opened my orkut---I saw that there are no updates from any of my friends no new pics, no new communities or discussions or scraps. I thought “heck” What happened to all.. Have they got so busy with their work..and am I the only one who has unlimited free time ! then I just casually opened my facebook page may be after an year and saw some 20 friend requests and some new messages ,FARMVILLE invites so on so forth.. That was just the beginning. I guess I immediately got hooked..Accepted all of them and started peeping in to their profiles..slowly it became a habit ..Morning, Noon and Evening and until I sleep...I thought I will slowly get out of it......But HELL NO!! I was getting more and more deeper in to it....whether its making me happy or keeping me occupied or I have nothing better to do am not sure ..but I was and am very much on FB since the D day I reopened it after the down fall of orkut..The pic which got me was that ORKUT RIP one ..Awesome creativity and awesome way to show the up rise of FB!FB is in demand no doubt in it..

It feels good safe and glad when You see “N” number of friends in your list!! And the likes comments ...photos .,.. the creativity and many more.. I haven’t tried the games yet but heard they can keep u glued to the comp..FB is definitely innovative and a better social networking site with its own pros and cons .The Korean Orkut Büyükkökten must have cursed Mark Zuckerberg the number of times he gets comments on his FB profile or likes :P ....Well The facebook Grip and Orkut Rip both happened at the same time!! But did the grip made the relations or hampered them ..its still a open question !!

People are making face book their Face, postal address .......reachable place ......They started pouring their heart mind and soul in to it ..its acting like a pensive warehouse to them. Few days back I saw a friend of mine putting her status like “ My sweet heart not well today ..am so sad “ and 10, 15 No of comments beneath it saying ah oh...tc ...get well soon to ur hubby and she again liking the comment with some heart symbol in return :: I dont understand what she is doing on FB !When she is so sad she must be attending him. The WALL was never so wide withso many statements painted on it!! People scribble anything and everything on it..THERES nothing wrong in sharing your excitement and happiness but your husband’s health status ..Your bus being late,,,,Your sleep time..... F B wall has become synonymous to a personal diary to quite a lot of people ...well every one seeks attention! But this ASS (Attention Seeking Syndrome) should not become pain in ones ASS. Emotional quotes and inspirational quotes are still Ok, but hanging personal posters and almost censored pics totally on wall is some thing too heavy to bear....Well all offence meant to those who do it !I have seen a friend having her break fast, lunch, snacks ,tea everything while simultaneously chatting on FB with all kinda strangers! Well chatting should be atleast interesting Not like X: “ what are you wearing today ? whats in lunch. Hey i kept a photo ..do check..did u check my status today ?”

Y: have you seen my LIKES of the year pic ! do check ..am glad p is in 1st place....

Now god knows if P has checked it or not .Y will be double glad if P likes the Likes of the year photo and sad if some unexpected Q likes the photo and pays more attention to her..Coz Q may be an obstacle when she is trying to seek P’s attention.. Well this vicious circle of friends goes on and on !with no much result no much output...the emotions expressed here are harmless but at the same time useless . well as this site is in demand coz of emotions we cant calculate uses..though there are uses like increasing your readers if u write. Spreading a good cause in mass! II get the wedding update of a friend and the invitation in a message and I check it when they are in honey moon in kulumanali !Not DONE!! FB is not a place to invite even if they think they have personally done it!...........when comments were pouring in I realised she is married! Well I had no other choice than commenting

Slowly i also joined the league.. If i get a doubt some one is married or not ..i go to their profile check their status and pics..but i neither talk nor chat with them. There are many people in my office with whom I talk only on FB. Its not that we are very busy in our day to day lives. But its just that its “FB ERA” Nothing is so comfortable . You can talk, fight criticise or praise free of the burden of seeing each other or meeting. Thats what many feel !So i too got used to it slowly. I have seen people planning a meeting on FB that too all in comments.. Lets meet at nanal nagar at 4 says some X. Go to abids by 6 .....and so on so forth .. I think are they trying to hint some one that they are going some where !:) coz i don’t understand why they can’t simply call each other and plan !!

My Likes on FB are mostly the innovative fictional jokes

· Sania and shoaib maliks wedding and the Ayesha case :: Ayesha claims she knows shoaib malik.. Reporter asks “how do u know eeach other” Ayesha: “we were neighbours” Rep :”where” Ayesha : “ on Farmville

· Some cool innovative things like once i got a Christmas wish—fb way where jesus is born and joseph keeps updating his status ..in Jerusalem, in the farm—so on so forth

· And the funny facebook profiles of politicians ,actors/ actresses and even god is so funny !:)

I dislike FB becoz

· It hooks me to it for long

· I get up brush my teeth. Listen to songs on lappy but i cant resist my self from logging on to FB. What if some one is going some where today or some X has put one more drool worthy pic and 100+ boys have commented on it

· After noon I log in and check how many more comments she got so far or with whom he/she is going out to night .GOSH!! i feel i am knowing too much about their lives and where abouts with out even exchanging a single conversation !I hopeI don’t get a pop up like below when am facebooking

The constant updates which actually makes me feel am connected to the whole world but am Really connected to not even a whole of 10 people

Well some how this passion of facebooking , letting out emotions and booking plans on FB continues . Have to see till how many months or years this madness will continue ruling our minds...I believe this is the strongest addiction gripping the universe now which can hook people to it 24*7! REHAB centers may soon be in demand where facebook addiction is cured!!....I hope just born babies wont start facebooking and try searching their mom brothers and sisters profiles on facebook :P

I got a forward today

Alphabets in LKG

A – for apple

B—for Byte

C—For Char

D—For dotnet

E---For Email

F—facebook!!

One thing which hasn’t changed then , now and wont change in future is A for Apple !!

By the end of this post i cant resist my self from sharing this post on FB or liking it :) Keep Smiling!!!

Noor E Khuda!!

was listening to this song all of a sudden.....just loved the whole song! kudos to shankar, adnan and shreya and lyricist : niranjan iyengar!!

Noor e khudaaa
Ohhhhooo ohhoooo
Noor e khuda

Ajnabe mod hai
Khauf har ore hai
Har nazar pe dhua cha gaya
Pal bhar mein jaane kya kho gaya

MMm..Aasman zard hai
Aanhein bhi sard hai
Tan se saya juda ho gaya
Hmmm…
Pal bhar mein jaane kya kho gaya

Saanse ruk si gayi
Jism chil sa gaya
Tootey khwabon ke manzar pe tera jahaan chal diya

Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Tu kahan chupa hai hume ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Yun na humse nazarein phira
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Tu kahan chupa hai hume ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Yun na humse nazarein phira
Noor e khudaaa ..
Noor e khudaaa…

Hoo nazarein karam,pharmahi de
Oo deen o dharam, ko jagaa hi de
Oo jalti huyi tanhaiyan
Roothi huyi parchahiyan
Kaisi udhi ye hawa
Chaya ye kaisa samaa

Hmmm rooh jum si gayi, waqt tham sa gaya
Tootey khwabon ke manzar pe tera jahaan chal diya
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Tu kahan chupa hai hume ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Yun na humse nazarein phira
Noor e khuda

Aaa aa
Aaaa aaa…
Ga ma pa ni.. sa da ..
Aaaa aaa..aaa aa….

Ujdhe se lamho ko aas teri
Zakhmi dilo kyun hai pyaas teri
Har dhadkan ko talaash teri
Tera milta nahin hai pataa

Khali aankhein khud se sawaal karein
Thamne ki cheek behaal kare
Behta lahu fariaad karein
Tera mitta chala hai nishaan

Rooh jum si gayi, waqt tham sa gaya
Tootey khwabon ke manzar pe tera jahaan chal diya

Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Tu kahan chupa hai hume ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Yun na humse nazarein phira
Noor e khuda

Noor e khuda, Noor e khuda
Aaj kal tu kahan hai ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Aaj kal tu kahan hai ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Aaj kal tu kahan hai ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Aaj kal tu kahan hai ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Kya ye sach hai ke tu hai humse khafa
Noor e khuda …

THE REPUBLIC!!!

Why are we celebrating 62years of Freedom?

When most of us have to stay dumb?

I don’t feel like saying I am a sovereign republic.

I always feel we abide by the rules framed by public!!

Ages back it was British rulers who divided and ruled.

Now it is our own Indians who ruled and divided.

Ages back we had to abide by their thoughts and policies.

Now we are burdened by our peer’s thoughts and beliefs!

There is no progress in thinking process.

Be it 1930s or the 20^th century days.

Then the British treated us like their slaves.

Now we are forced to think only in the dark caves!

Sad that people get united and fight back when the reason is silly,

Sad that human values and thoughts are always suppressed!

In the world where speech is thought as a crime,

the actual crime is left behind in no less time!!

No one can repair the narrow minded folks.

They live in the slime and the well like a frog.

They want rest all to join and sleep in the filthy broth.

Thoughts “WE WILL STAMP THEM” is their oath!!

If some body ask me if am in a free country?

I would like to tell ya country where there is still slavery.

We are slaves to others beliefs, rules even if they rot.

Slaves to rich, rebels and equipped people who form the stronger lot!

Assault and insult by our own people, keep aside the Britishers,

not many understand what is live and let live.

To peek in to your brain and remote control it, they always strive!

Am not celebrating the 62yrs of success progress or freedom.

Am inviting a new era of silence and to live in a dumb kingdom!!

---------------------------------Afshan--------------------------------------------

Just for Gags!!but these r Facts NOM:p

*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***


1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.

2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.

3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out

4. to movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.

5. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.

6. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.

7. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her grey hair.

8. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.

9. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.

10. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.

11. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to " walk out"

12. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.

13. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"


*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE ***



1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT Madras / Anna University .

2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."

3. She shudders if you use four letter words.

4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)

5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.

6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.

7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)

8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for herself.

9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.

10. Her favorite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.

11. Her favorite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')

12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.

13. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..

14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.

15. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.

Courtesy: Fwd mail :: NOM

O-RANGE--My take

ORANGE – MY TAKE

Last week went to Orange movie just for TP …as I had nothing to do and was getting bored in my room. Spent 90/- in a bekaar theatre and was just praying that the movie is watchable enough but Guess what I loved the movie in and out! Yep it’s a fresh new movie which is totally apart from all the lovvy-- dovvy mushy stuff usually showed in all typical tolly or bolly movies…Like hero heroine meet a first crush song.. one rain song…Some comedy in the midst of all this which is not at all linked to the story line of the movie and then one fight which disobeys all the laws of physics :P if there is some twist in that love story that is mostly the entry of another heroine ( A triangle love story) and so on so forth routine stuff…..ORANGE is different from all such movies . It showed a new true angle of a relation …Where its sweet in the first little less sweet later….Routine little later..may be bitter at the end. I always had this feeling that most of the relations not only LOVE between Lovers but many relations are nice afresh ..its like so far so good types! The more you know the person and the more attached You get to him or her the more charm is lost in the relation. MARK MY WORDS its not with every one and any one but it happens generally. This was my perspective always and this movie justified it and it’s a good feel to see facts of a LOVE LIFE for the first time ..by not seeing always the wonderful fairy tale part! So in the movie our Hero is undoubtedly a cute cupid boy who can attract women in Nano seconds but the relation doesn’t stand long as he has some or the other problem with every girl he meets.. So he doesn’t believe in a forever relation but insists the girl and invites her in to a short and sweet relation(Well this part is quite confusing and many wont accept it :)) Here we can argue why cant he stay like a WOMEN Hater !! but kya kare women are so charming that our lover boy cant resist them…he will love them but not forever…and his love for that short and sweet period will be immense and unique from others :) so women also cant resist him :P…but Women are sensitive….So they want him to cling with them forever but he is not the kind so he has many break ups!!he has some 9 failure love stories…

But the reason for these failures is one long love story in the past where he loves a girl immensely in his grad days and goes for her to Bombay to propose and believes his life is going to be wonderful ..but the reality has some thing else in store. The girl turns possessive and cant even digest Smses from his friends!!(OFCOURSE the friend here is a girl) ..Day by day our hero who is full of life changes a bit and starts even lying to her just to make her happy.. One fine day he realizes he is losing him self in all this chakkar and tells her that he is unsure about having a life long relation with her…so breaks up and since then even if he is attracted to any girl he doesn’t have any future plans with them and makes it clear to them in the beginning of relation it self…Women fall for him but then hate him for leaving them…So our Genny darling comes in the last. Her number is 10 ! and she is too much of a baby doll who loves her fantasy world..and is crazy about having a LIFE LONG love story but its her bad that she meets hero ram who shows life in a new angle to her and makes her think a lottt on Love life and relations…. The finishing of movie is also nice though the concept is a bit confusing . The moral of the story is YES LOVE vanishes day by day but you need to make efforts for its revival and some times may be you need to kill your self LOVE to express your love to your MR. Or Miss Right or make her happy!!! The comedy is too good and spontaneous….Brahmi’s jokes in the beginning were little confusing but later as the movie picked up they Were LOL worthy!...he is a person who loves love storys but hates this genelias strange love story !!! The way he tells to genny “OH what a painful love story !:)” Just got me….I laughed loud :P I WONT narrate the whole story here :) its good to go and watch….

There are many more hilarious tit bits for which YOU GOTTA GO AND WATCH Movie…. With friends / cousins preferably of ur age as Your parents may or may not like the movie!!!
Plusses

1.) Costumes---wowww : They were just wow.. they made Ram look more handsome. I wish he was little more tall :) but shorter bhi chalega

2.) Ram charans acting skills…yes There is a clear 5X improvement in his performance compared to chirutha and magadheera.. He lived up to the mark in emotional, comedy , and even angry scenes!! Liked him most in this movie

3.) Genelias paagal pan…As always she lived in it…but there is some 10X improvement in her paagal panti which was not much needed :)

4.) Prabhu….Dont know why but I always like prabhu in the dad role (even in darling movie he was a cute dad )

5.) Graffiti : : One will definitely accept after watching the movie that the graffiti hobby of Ram and all the colors (even the fight)added more color to orange :)
6.) SONGS : how can I forget songs.. Music is heart to the movie.. I loved all the songs.. Not to mention Sydney nagaram……..O-range is my most fav feet tapping song after watching movie :)
7.) Brahmi : No points to guess why we all love him :)

8.) Rams friends circle and the ashtachamma’s actor !! They suited correctly The funniest scene is Rams friend saying :
Love means : 4 lies , 3 smses , 2 pathetic jokes and one rose flower…hahahaha ! I can say this is my most fav scene!

9.)Genelia’s Hip hop Yo Yo scene :) I wont describe it. So go and watch
10.) Last but not the least-------- I felt each and every role small and big suited the person very aptly like Mahesh babus sis playing ram’s didi, her husband, nagababu ,gennys mom and dad…so on so forth

Minuses
1.) Gennys MAKE UP : Its yucky..it was too much and she looked like some too fair baby doll.

2.) Removal of Ram’s moustache just because he is a student!! I didn’t like him with out moustache but ya it was funny :)

3.) The movie totally showed that girls being possessive may lead to problems in many love stories where boys are forced to lie or sacrifice some of their good old hobbies/habits at times but what about boys??????? How will they react if their girl friends get an sms from an age old friend—a boy!! I Don’t think they too react nicely (though not all)…Some Boys equally get possessive like Some girls so may be that part should also be shown may be in orange-2 :P

4.) Girls believe too fastly and fall for lies—YES but as not all girls are senseless atleast one sensible girl should have been shown..Even Ram pulls gennys leg telling YOU CANT DECIDE for your self…..but ya world is not full of senseless or possessive girls… :) On a lighter note Girls with too much of sense don’t fall in love ;)

That’s all Friends. I wont try to find too many flaws in the movie as I loved it!

I would say its must watch with friends

My rating is : 4/5 : I have cut that 1 for gennys make up and one or two PJS :)
And lastly the title is not Orange (fruit) its O-RANGE…(O in telugu means A).which I guess means Love story with a different range!! I could decode the title only when I heard the song O-range :)

PS : Do listen the songs…they r good

Good day!!

Komaram Puli Review

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KOMARAM Puli review

Saw this most awaited movie by all telugu janam on the Eid/vinayaka chaviti day and it took a day for me to come out of trauma or coma whatever… The situation was like Where am I who am I? and why am I watching this movie!! Power star power star!! Why is this song made :)

Amma talle normuyave I wanted to tell the same to the heroine Nikheesha patel who had characteristics to make boys ogle at her and nothing greater than that..When ever she came on screen. I got the feel that rakhi sawant can do much better. It would have been a grt comedy show atleast. She with her thick kaajal and meagre clothes was no less than a item girl. And Shreya! God knows y she appeared in the movie firstly. The scenes were so vague and story line so baseless that in intermission I went out and purposely returned very late ..Rest of the GVK mall was much better .Shreya comes in a item song by seeing which my bro who likes her got really pissed off :)and then she is with the bad boy team (manoj bajpai) then suddenly she calls up the Puli team (good boy team) and says she is x police man Hussains GF . (To be noted Hussain is killed by manoj) ….Next moment she dies by hit and run accident . Weather she is really manojs girl ..hussains girl or a mental girl!! God knows:)

It’s a open question to the viewers!!So sreya appears and disappears soon after the ph call to puli. PULI the name itself is so comical. The serious storyline is absorbed by the very name of the HERO!! I heard komaram scenes got absorbed after some agitated folks raised voice against it….THANK GOD and thanks to them for raising an agitation …..Pavan kalyan was for sure looking good with broad moustache …The manly look which again got absorbed by his “ KHUSHI “ style of walk in black commando dress (LOL ) I still cant resist my laugh on remembering this…and one more funny thing is the other police officers in puli team standing still like statues when ever our puli is resolving a case or watching monitors…I was continuously jeering at that scene so was the whole theatre :D:D …they come in to senses when our puli calls them ..if he calls“dilip” ...... he is out of coma and responds yes sir :)

Puli is ready for prajarajyam campaigning all over the movie… A police dies ..HE is ready with a Loooooong baseless speech for prajarajyam.. He gets a bravery award ...he is ready for campaigning again. Given a chance he campaigned making the audience bang their heads cursing their partners who believed its gonna be a good watch and spent 150/- per head…..

Pulis mother’s over agitated and over emotional dialogues also didn’t help. She is the same lady who acted in Vedam ….She was so good in it (she is the one who comes along with her father in law to sell kidney in hyd and get some money) ..One dialogue which made me laugh my A** off was “Meerandaru taravatha policulu ra “ vadalantivadu kadu :” (which means U r are Polices Little late..my son is not like that ) I racked my brain to understand IT!! Then I realized when pavan is in her womb she teaches him to march LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT….this was the moment when I laughed LOUD In the theatre and every one in the front row…turned around to have a look at me and they too laughed…. So this puli who is police even before birth can even do special stunts ….I think these special stunts only made his delivery easy…. U KNO WHAT he is born in the river ….when his mother is hiding from manoj bajpai and co… running away from them..as they are after her after killing her husband who is a police… puli is born in the river it self…IT’S A MIRACLE…….like some 8^th wonder…………..:-o she lifts him and looks at his face too----- Umbilical cord still attached:-P…

But remember folks its puli who is born and pulis mother who gave birth so both r saved!! They are safe…and next scene is grown up puli saving girish kannad in bangkok or some where where he jumps from one building to the other better than the spider man… I guess director wanted to show him a super natural kid with some abnormal powers !! Puli is against love and wedding….(Very sensible right or else the kids also will be abnormal ;)) but then nikheesha with her jet black kaajal ( I wonder how she was able to see) attracts the mother and the boy and manages getting married to him (My condolences are with puli or the girl am not sure)!!! Puli is after Manoj ..he manages resolving the case in midst of so many confusions like shreya getting killed ….and dilip (police) being from manojs team..There is some Nixon around whom the story revolves…but then very vague twists and turns show Nixon is finally DILIP..That was only revelation which was little not so expected …Finally in climax puli manages showing the real colors of manoj by some secret camera on CNN bbc and all over the world !! and traps him……Finally when movie ended I wanted to come out ….and get the movie outta my head …and relax…..it took nearly a day and half to come out of puli trauma …..(Not to mention after a couple of tea breaks(to get rid of headache) and some nice book reading)

Komaram in the title was objected by the pratyeka Telangana fighters though it appears on posters and every where…The only masala which is added to the movie is KOMARAM being striked out or white washed on some posters in some galli theatres

So folks BEWARE Of this movie..dont waste your money on multiplexes atleast..If you are a die hard fan of pavan and WANT To see it…watch in a theatre where ticket ranges from 35—50/-

Seems Ar. Rahman was also forced to give music to the movie….and the songs seems as if he did it with lotta disinterest :-)

PS1 : DO NOT Watch in multiplexes

PS2: I hope pavan doesn’t become one more balayya and just entertains us with khushi kind movies which suit him a lot

PS3: FOR gods sake nikheesha patel has to be banned from telugu industry.. One more patel came yrs back…amisha patel who was far better

PS4: am confessing one thing.. SOme how i liked the song amma tallle normuyaaaaaave Noti Mutyaal Jaaarneeyake;) (which means hey girl ...just shut up don’t let the pearl like words get wasted)

Good evening friends!! :D

EId mubarak and Ganesh chaturdhi wishes too!!!

Have a blessed Eid
and Happy Ganesh Chaviti!!!
May god bless U all Fulfilling Your dreams and desires !!




Two festivals on the same day is an indication of GODS being ONE!
lets be united and wish for every ones well being
and i really hope there will be many more environmental friendly Go green Ganeshas!!! like the one in the pic
Cheers!!!
HAPPY festival to all