a fwd mail!!but a cute and cool one

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.” The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.” “Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?” “Ummmm...I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever. “My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.” She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?” The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell chihuahua. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says...

“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

happy bday TO ME!

Its my bday today!!

On the eve of my bday
a special SMS which i liked!!

Girls always Smell Good even if its just shampoo;)
D way dey sleep on guy's shoulders .
D ease with which they fit in to arms!
D way they kiss and evry thing in world seems right :)
somehow they r always warm even when it is 4 2degree centigrade outside
D way they say i MISS U!!

the way they fall in to arms when they cry
the way their tears make u want 2 change the world so that it doesnt hurt them!!
COZ once they come in to ur life what ever they are to world they become every thng to U!!!


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luxury--Commodity

“afshu TV on kar..Alif laila ka time hua “ my granma shouted at me at 9 PM sharp on a Sunday night…

I went and switched on the BPL 21 inches color TV (proud of it ) as very few in the mohalla owned it :)

So I pressed that large rectangular ON/off button switched it on and increased the volume using +/- buttons adjacent to it ……when ever U wanna reduce volume ..or change channel (ofcourse there was only one channel or at the most two or three..including regional and sports channel) U need to get up go till the television set and then change there……Never felt it was a big task then!!...Then one fine day..cablE tv or dish connection came so came many channels..sony zee MTV so on...then came the REMOTE…where ever u sit ….what ever u r doing…eating..drinking..reading… sleeping on sofa….with atleast 10metres gap or some times more…U can change channels browse through..increase the volume…so on so forth..hav fun! It was so relieving exhilarating …..Watching TV was never so easy :P

after few months of getting used to REMOTE CONTROLLER …Batteries were dead in remote…….u had to go till television set and change the channels….i opened the flap WHICH is hiding the unused on/off prog + - and Vol + - buttons main menu and what not!...On the first look I felt like a Engineering student in his first year…………using the Drafter for the first time…With little confused look I switched on the TV…..after struggling with buttons for a while I was able to bring the color and brightness to normal for M TV….then again when I shifted to sony …it again got MORE BRIGHT more colorful..Again I had to get up go and set the color to normal……After a while I bought Battery full of life which filled LIFE in remote and life even in me!!:) “phew “ it was such a sigh of relief…..TV with out remote is pain…

AC---------AC was like a dream the most luxurious thing a normal middle class person can own in early 90s and even late 90’s…Now 24*7 AC in office… malls ..... cars….homes (though not all can afford it) Not all can afford it…but most of us are used to it…There were days when we used to crave for FANS and the hot air coming from its blades…during summer…….now Air cooler …AC have become widely used commodities….”Summer is coming…need to get atleast Cooler for second hand yaar…”.I heard a boy talking to his colleague. In olden days..may be a decade back…Onset of summer means---the cool white paint used on the terrace so that the roof gets cool… …Water in red handi / Surahi (the typical red pot)..which is heavenly I should say!! Tasted better than the fridge water. All these age old METhods in which a little effort and hard work were needed are out dated now

Another friend “A car with out AC. Oh my god . I cant travel in it…its more like an auto!!:-)”

“Oops I forgot my mobile” swathi said…AND THAT day was definitely hell to her…No calls..she doesn’t remember ph numbers…she couldn’t sms ..No music..No need to say her day was Dull indeed”

"what the hell are u telling...My internet is down From 4 hrs.....Cant u sort it out fastly " one more teenager was shouting like anything on a customer care as hisnet connection was down

I heard another X telling to his friend… “I need a second hand fridge atleast……….IT has become must now…I cant live like this..”.WE CANT Live with out them…it’s the trend these days……WE LIVE WITH APPLIANCES…..We breath with mobiles…we digest food with our laptop….we get up with an alarm song in mobile…we feel restless if we forget Ipod that day in the bus….WE need music to walk to do gym….and we need musical ring tones too…RING TONNES and dialer tonnes are most downloaded in INDIA ….We need Chilled water and machine coffee atleast thrice a day (for those who r addicted to it)….Coffee was a tasty and Fresh drink in olden days…just the sip of a hot filter coffee used to be a big relief. Now how ever dirty it is we drink mugs and mugs of vendor machine coffee

We used to BEND ,move, walk and show some physical movement in prev days..but still we were strong….more immune…ALL FACILITIES easing the life today ..but still we are prone to diseases infections easily….. immunity levels have come down

People of our age get tired by climbing stairs…..more easily than 40—50 year old ones…….Technology is a boon or curse is always a Open question…but getting addicted to it is definitely not doing much good..Like for example I prefer blogging here than turning and talking to my colleague !!:)

What say friends??? In my next post probably I will talk about HY FI beautifying techniques for which people don’t hesitate to spend !!!1000s and 1000s but it doesn’t last LONG!

….TBC….

weddingss--girls--boys!

Wedding bells wedding bells Weddingszzzz all the way!!
recently most of my cousins got married………The thing which surprised me is How can any one get so easily acquainted with a total STRANGER… he/she BOTH!? Coming to me I need ages to get friendly or share things with some X . I am kinda introvert and I need time to gel well with people around me. BUT if I gel well…I am sure it lasts long! So were many others whom I know…but when it comes to FUTURE wife/hubby how can they gel well so FAST ???:) sharing each and every minute thing they do..keeping track of each and every minute of their day….Sending LUV SMSES …emoticons….(kisses hugs hearts so on ) wearing each others favourite colored dresses / Jewellery eating or drinking each others Favourite drink….So on so forth !! OH MY GOSH!! Doesn’t it get boring at one point of time….I Thought to my self…then I again thought to my self MAY BE IT Gets boring to others but not to them..Infact it gets interesting day by day and thrilling I GUESS!!---provided they enjoy each others conversation….

I have seen people practically Showing their emotions with out hiding the slightest of them And publicly displaying AFFECTIONS! Well I didn’t approve it much but I don’t know at that juncture how I would behave :P will I be totally dreamy or stay in my senses… AM Seriously not sure of it. When it comes TO DREAMS I am a day dreamer and I can beat most of them in this..SO !! may be I would behave in the same way :P :P :Pone of my friends stores his wifes name as sweetu…They Are not even engaged :-o OOPS!! I thought so much LOVE already…What’s this magic? Is it REALLY love ??or affection generated out of compulsion of getting committed / married! Am not sure. What ever it is its sweet I guess…TO SOME Extent…I have also seen boys who practically get pissed off by such stuff ….The girl calls him “hi jaaanu Dear wassup ? get up na its already 8 (Few girls express a lot U C :P) “ then he controlling his urge to puke responds “Yaaaaa am getting up (WITH A PAUSE and lot of effort) DEAR!!” Yeah it doesn’t come naturally to all…it takes time for few To address even the dear dear sugary lolly sweetus like jaanu deary rolu polu or whatteva!!

May be its needed to act to make others r happy though not so content with one self or may be its better To be the way U R I am not sure….My mom often says…theres no harm in expressing emotions …as it will be repaid one day or the other!So I follow it—I fail at times and I am not sure about the results…One of my very close friends was getting married..She was not sure if she has to marry that man As nothing was working between them No common talks..No common choices…If he likes techie stuff…she likes discussing movies…TV..news etc…If she likes tea …he hates it..if she likes eating out he prefers home made Cuisines….He is not able to woo her…she was not able to impress him…They hardly speak to each other….I mean if she talks to me in ph for 30 min …with her would be its just for 10—15min…She was very much worried as to WHAT she is going to do to about their relation….Will she be happy at all!? Then I told her the same thing she told me Few years back!! That “ You have no choice to select your parents and like each and every aspect of theirs..U like few things dislike few but u gotta stay with them…U get used to it…and above all U LOVE each other so u can undermine minuses and MAGNIFY plusses “ ahem sounds heavy!! But that’s the only thing I could tell to her at that point of time….NOT sure she followed it or not….

The main thing is marriage shouldn’t be at toss…so ITS better u behave In a manner he likes u to or she likes u to---Not always but when u feel like its needed then…………Adjustment in a new relation is very much needed by either a boy or girl or its perfect if its by both …Its an age old thought that when it comes to adjustment…Girls top in it being more understanding compassionate ..sensitive and patient…but times have changed…GIRLS need their space these days They cant act or adjust always…EMOTIONS are not selfless anymore ..When U Give U demand…They have freedom of thought…equally knowledgeable and equally or may be more hard working…..they also are confident enough and they also get tired…They also act the way they like most of the times…Doesn’t mean they don’t give a damn about their husband or boy friend…but When they GIVE a DAMN they expect the same in return!!

Coming to LOVE Vs Arranged marriage ..its an age old topic and I don’t wanna waste space for discussing it…Its just that….Commitment compromise and adjustment is needed in both,,,,

My perspective is When things go wrong (Not being pessimistic ) but things often go wrong,,,,,so when things go wrong Arranged marriage is less painful than love marriage as in the first case the person is total stranger to U! and u give him some time…BUT perfection is expected in a LOVE MARRIAGE (in most of the cases )……Again its my perspective…different people have differing opinions!!

Many people have misconception that ITS BOYS WHO spend money and girls sit and have fun!!but I say a big NO NO for this….YES BOYS do open wallet many times…and don’t ask about ph bills…….its like a mini Ramayana The size of it..but if a boy doesn’t call one day (After the girl gets used to it) a confused hypertensed Silly girl calls him 100s of times…wondering y he did not call,,,,,Now a days (I HAVE SEEN) girls also make equal number of calls no matter whatever the size of the ph bill is….and they also do spend if THEY EARN! Times have changed so is a girl….

It might be a controversial statement but girls are HIGHLY emotional beings on the EARTH but no Tom Dick Harry can steal their desire to BE PRACTICAL if they really wanna be practical….They are meant to be emotional…After being highly emotional Don’t make them bend towards practicality ….coz its tough for her to come back to her emotional self!! A girl though physically weaker species mentally Unusual strength she has got! ---gifted by GOD! Many situations which a boy THINKS he can handle but cant….Girl handles them easily even if she is unaware she can actually I have seen a boy who forgot having head bath regularly and got used to booze and smoke for ever after a girl ditched him and I have seen a girl who cried to her hearts content but got ready in a nice dress after a week and went to a movie with girl friends… AGAIN Its not about who wins ….there are differing TYPES in both species…its again a open question if the boy who boozes is really sad ? or if the girl who is going to movie is really HAPPY!!?!?---Not sure!!!

Anyway The magic has begun BETWEEN x and Y long back when the wedding got fixed with all the romantic talks chats….and still continuing… I hope it doesn’t wear off FOR LONG!! I am still clueless as to how it starts and how both are Attached to each other SO FAST!!--> I was just so excited seeing the sparks and joy in their eyes….GOD bless all THE couples and love birds! And I pray they have a FRUIT FUL Life

Girls are very sensitive about relations…..So are boys !!:)am not forming a anti boy committee here….BUT I just want both to stick to it……..WITH out playing a win/Lose game…Make it a win win situation and spend Happy TIMES!!:)

signs and GOD's Science!!!

I was born in aries!

I heard it’s when god created humans from fairies,

God used his magic wand and gave me twinkling eyes!

Made me believe He will take care of all my worries!!

Taurus likes good fight

Fight for what they want!

God told them you are one of a kind,

Be strong but not very to leave anyone and everyone behind!!

God filled love in a Gemini’s heart,

Asked to share it with every one without moving apart !

Forget forgive and lend heartful smiles,

Makes you God reduces the miles!!

Cancer Leo are the stronger lot,

Stars made beings of all sort !!

Random they are but creative and passionate!

Simple they are and at times Ornate !!!

Virgo Libra and Scorpio are a part of this culture,

All are the star signs with different traits!

Genes load the behavior but environment triggers,

Stars decide our features but not the Future!!

Sagittarius Capricorn Aquarius and Pisces,

All are Gods people not different races!

The soul poured in is same though various faces!!

Stars up above the world so high form all these signs,

Below the shining stars we love each other under god’s science!!

----------------By afshan---------------

HAPPY nu YEAR twenty-----ten :)

This time newyear was pretty Good...reminded me of school days after long ...i celebrated with neighbors (all who r from our phase) of apartment....At first i felt it would be DAMN boring but some how i thoroughly enjoyed all the moments....I had my family and few new and old friends whom i made here....We all gathered at about 8O'clock at the camp fire...

which was whoaaaa so warm and i felt good:).....the temperature neared 10 so camp fire relieved me....we danced around the camp fire for all Old and new numbers..both telugu and hindi....soon even elders joined..
IT was real fun when hesitant papa was moving slowly as if its ringa ringa roses...:) hahha....after camp fire there were games for children ...Running race...and fashion show for them...Games for couples..which was funny!fashion show for youngsters...we had dinner which is not delicious...but we were not much bothered about it.....as the fun was more important there......

The game i liked most is ...every ones smiles were measured and people with Broadest smiles were awarded THE WIDEST smile ! award :) mine was 4cms but many had a 4.5 smile.Moon on top of the apt looked gorgeous and fabulous the last moon for 2009:) dramatically was more bright


DJ's songs were fundoo..............which had even the latest hottest RINGA RINGA(telugu song) too...People danced wild and mad being not so hesitant about their age gender and size :)

This is the opportunity to dump stress a REAL platform where no one judges U!! IT was 11:50 when count down started and finally it was 12:00 whoaaaaaa 01/01/2010..................NEWYEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr we shouted so loud --->HAPPY NEWYEAR that i got a sore throat and no regrets on it!!:)

soon there were crackers exploding ...after fireworks we had a Cake cutting.....ceremony (Cant be avoided...a newyr ritual)///i personlly dont like having cake AFTER midnight during newyears and birth day parties! but U CANT AVOID .................. after hugging and wishing each and every one in hydi style i should say WE DEPARTED!! THE MUSIC from DJ Was so loud our windows were shaking..........i feared window panes may break.............Fun continued till after 1Oclock....... I slept off after answering 2 3 ph calls I felt good happy and rejuvenated as this kind of celeb was after long long long time....may be after my school days!! i was not so enthu about it but gradually felt GOOD I DINT MISS IT!! so friends a very HAPPY NEWYEAR TO U ALL!! HAV A BLESSED 2010 ahead keep smiling:)

Heart(Dil ki baate dil hi jaane)

My heart..It was never strong,

Now it stopped thinking whats right and whats wrong!

is it weakness or strength to hear your song...?

which plays in my eyes ears and mind for LONG!!

Heart it cant be judged,

Coz its from another world!!

Heart has no control,

As I am not aware what is its poll...

it goes on and on and on....

Till the day I am gone!!!