These days I am getting a big doubt am I working in midst of social networking or am i social networking in midst of working!!! SOCIAL networking is creeping in to my nerves , veins heart mind and soul...1 year back when i was using orkut ....I was able to cut it easily and get back to my other works , book reading or TV watching . I created a profile on Face book with my first ever profile pic of sonam kapoor from saawariya (Yes am obsessed with bful pics ;) and i don’t restrict them to just one person -----beauty is wide and seasonal)...Then I had may be 10—15 frnds and I was not that interested in chatting messaging or peeping in to their profiles..I felt it all silly but was curious why people are so addicted to it!! One fine day When I opened my orkut---I saw that there are no updates from any of my friends no new pics, no new communities or discussions or scraps. I thought “heck” What happened to all.. Have they got so busy with their work..and am I the only one who has unlimited free time ! then I just casually opened my facebook page may be after an year and saw some 20 friend requests and some new messages ,FARMVILLE invites so on so forth.. That was just the beginning. I guess I immediately got hooked..Accepted all of them and started peeping in to their profiles..slowly it became a habit ..Morning, Noon and Evening and until I sleep...I thought I will slowly get out of it......But HELL NO!! I was getting more and more deeper in to it....whether its making me happy or keeping me occupied or I have nothing better to do am not sure ..but I was and am very much on FB since the D day I reopened it after the down fall of orkut..The pic which got me was that ORKUT RIP one ..Awesome creativity and awesome way to show the up rise of FB!FB is in demand no doubt in it..
It feels good safe and glad when You see “N” number of friends in your list!! And the likes comments ...photos .,.. the creativity and many more.. I haven’t tried the games yet but heard they can keep u glued to the comp..FB is definitely innovative and a better social networking site with its own pros and cons .The Korean Orkut Büyükkökten must have cursed Mark Zuckerberg the number of times he gets comments on his FB profile or likes :P ....Well The facebook Grip and Orkut Rip both happened at the same time!! But did the grip made the relations or hampered them ..its still a open question !!
People are making face book their Face, postal address .......reachable place ......They started pouring their heart mind and soul in to it ..its acting like a pensive warehouse to them. Few days back I saw a friend of mine putting her status like “ My sweet heart not well today ..am so sad “ and 10, 15 No of comments beneath it saying ah oh...tc ...get well soon to ur hubby and she again liking the comment with some heart symbol in return :: I dont understand what she is doing on FB !When she is so sad she must be attending him. The WALL was never so wide withso many statements painted on it!! People scribble anything and everything on it..THERES nothing wrong in sharing your excitement and happiness but your husband’s health status ..Your bus being late,,,,Your sleep time..... F B wall has become synonymous to a personal diary to quite a lot of people ...well every one seeks attention! But this ASS (Attention Seeking Syndrome) should not become pain in ones ASS. Emotional quotes and inspirational quotes are still Ok, but hanging personal posters and almost censored pics totally on wall is some thing too heavy to bear....Well all offence meant to those who do it !I have seen a friend having her break fast, lunch, snacks ,tea everything while simultaneously chatting on FB with all kinda strangers! Well chatting should be atleast interesting Not like X: “ what are you wearing today ? whats in lunch. Hey i kept a photo ..do check..did u check my status today ?”
Y: have you seen my LIKES of the year pic ! do check ..am glad p is in 1st place....
Now god knows if P has checked it or not .Y will be double glad if P likes the Likes of the year photo and sad if some unexpected Q likes the photo and pays more attention to her..Coz Q may be an obstacle when she is trying to seek P’s attention.. Well this vicious circle of friends goes on and on !with no much result no much output...the emotions expressed here are harmless but at the same time useless . well as this site is in demand coz of emotions we cant calculate uses..though there are uses like increasing your readers if u write. Spreading a good cause in mass! II get the wedding update of a friend and the invitation in a message and I check it when they are in honey moon in kulumanali !Not DONE!! FB is not a place to invite even if they think they have personally done it!...........when comments were pouring in I realised she is married! Well I had no other choice than commenting
Slowly i also joined the league.. If i get a doubt some one is married or not ..i go to their profile check their status and pics..but i neither talk nor chat with them. There are many people in my office with whom I talk only on FB. Its not that we are very busy in our day to day lives. But its just that its “FB ERA” Nothing is so comfortable . You can talk, fight criticise or praise free of the burden of seeing each other or meeting. Thats what many feel !So i too got used to it slowly. I have seen people planning a meeting on FB that too all in comments.. Lets meet at nanal nagar at 4 says some X. Go to abids by 6 .....and so on so forth .. I think are they trying to hint some one that they are going some where !:) coz i don’t understand why they can’t simply call each other and plan !!
My Likes on FB are mostly the innovative fictional jokes
· Sania and shoaib maliks wedding and the Ayesha case :: Ayesha claims she knows shoaib malik.. Reporter asks “how do u know eeach other” Ayesha: “we were neighbours” Rep :”where” Ayesha : “ on Farmville
· Some cool innovative things like once i got a Christmas wish—fb way where jesus is born and joseph keeps updating his status ..in Jerusalem, in the farm—so on so forth
· And the funny facebook profiles of politicians ,actors/ actresses and even god is so funny !:)
I dislike FB becoz
· It hooks me to it for long
· I get up brush my teeth. Listen to songs on lappy but i cant resist my self from logging on to FB. What if some one is going some where today or some X has put one more drool worthy pic and 100+ boys have commented on it
· After noon I log in and check how many more comments she got so far or with whom he/she is going out to night .GOSH!! i feel i am knowing too much about their lives and where abouts with out even exchanging a single conversation !I hopeI don’t get a pop up like below when am facebooking
The constant updates which actually makes me feel am connected to the whole world but am Really connected to not even a whole of 10 peopleWell some how this passion of facebooking , letting out emotions and booking plans on FB continues . Have to see till how many months or years this madness will continue ruling our minds...I believe this is the strongest addiction gripping the universe now which can hook people to it 24*7! REHAB centers may soon be in demand where facebook addiction is cured!!....I hope just born babies wont start facebooking and try searching their mom brothers and sisters profiles on facebook :P
I got a forward today
Alphabets in LKG
A – for apple
B—for Byte
C—For Char
D—For dotnet
E---For Email
F—facebook!!
One thing which hasn’t changed then , now and wont change in future is A for Apple !!
By the end of this post i cant resist my self from sharing this post on FB or liking it :) Keep Smiling!!!
Noor e khudaaa
Ohhhhooo ohhoooo
Noor e khuda
Ajnabe mod hai
Khauf har ore hai
Har nazar pe dhua cha gaya
Pal bhar mein jaane kya kho gaya
MMm..Aasman zard hai
Aanhein bhi sard hai
Tan se saya juda ho gaya
Hmmm…
Pal bhar mein jaane kya kho gaya
Saanse ruk si gayi
Jism chil sa gaya
Tootey khwabon ke manzar pe tera jahaan chal diya
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Tu kahan chupa hai hume ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Yun na humse nazarein phira
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Tu kahan chupa hai hume ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Yun na humse nazarein phira
Noor e khudaaa ..
Noor e khudaaa…
Hoo nazarein karam,pharmahi de
Oo deen o dharam, ko jagaa hi de
Oo jalti huyi tanhaiyan
Roothi huyi parchahiyan
Kaisi udhi ye hawa
Chaya ye kaisa samaa
Hmmm rooh jum si gayi, waqt tham sa gaya
Tootey khwabon ke manzar pe tera jahaan chal diya
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Tu kahan chupa hai hume ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Yun na humse nazarein phira
Noor e khuda
Aaa aa
Aaaa aaa…
Ga ma pa ni.. sa da ..
Aaaa aaa..aaa aa….
Ujdhe se lamho ko aas teri
Zakhmi dilo kyun hai pyaas teri
Har dhadkan ko talaash teri
Tera milta nahin hai pataa
Khali aankhein khud se sawaal karein
Thamne ki cheek behaal kare
Behta lahu fariaad karein
Tera mitta chala hai nishaan
Rooh jum si gayi, waqt tham sa gaya
Tootey khwabon ke manzar pe tera jahaan chal diya
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Tu kahan chupa hai hume ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Yun na humse nazarein phira
Noor e khuda
Noor e khuda, Noor e khuda
Aaj kal tu kahan hai ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Aaj kal tu kahan hai ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Aaj kal tu kahan hai ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Aaj kal tu kahan hai ye bataa
Noor e khuda, noor e khuda
Kya ye sach hai ke tu hai humse khafa
Noor e khuda …
*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A North Indian GIRL as WIFE ***
1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age.
2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her.
3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out
4. to movies, theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry.
5. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder.
6. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill.
7. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her grey hair.
8. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bhi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself.
9. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her.
10. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you.
11. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to " walk out"
12. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town.
13. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you"
*** WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South Indian GIRL as WIFE ***
1. Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT Madras / Anna University .
2. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..."
3. She shudders if you use four letter words.
4. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconut oil from her hair.)
5. She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative.
6. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower.
7. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined (unless you are from Andhra)
8. When she mixes milk/curd and rice you are never sure whether it is for the dog or for herself.
9. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortable while you are melting in your singlet.
10. Her favorite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth.
11. Her favorite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation')
12. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on.
13. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it ..
14. Her Mangal Sutra weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers.
15. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you.
l tolly or bolly movies…Like hero heroine meet a first crush song.. one rain song…Some comedy in the midst of all this which is not at all linked to the story line of the movie and then one fight which disobeys all the laws of physics :P if there is some twist in that love story that is mostly the entry of another heroine ( A triangle love story) and so on so forth routine stuff…..ORANGE is different from all such movies . It showed a new true angle of a relation …Where its sweet in the first little less sweet later….Routine little later..may be bitter at the end. I always had this feeling that most of the relations not only LOVE between Lovers but many relations are nice afresh ..its like so far so good types! The more you know the person and the more attached You get to him or her the more charm is lost in the relation. MARK MY WORDS its not with every one and any one but it happens generally. This was my perspective always and this movie justified it and it’s a good feel to see facts of a LOVE LIFE for the first time ..by not seeing always the wonderful fairy tale part! So in the movie our Hero is undoubtedly a cute cupid boy who can attract women in Nano seconds but the relation doesn’t stand long as he has some or the other problem with every girl he meets.. So he doesn’t believe in a forever relation but insists the girl and invites her in to a short and sweet relation(Well this part is quite confusing and many wont accept it :)) Here we can argue why cant he stay like a WOMEN Hater !! but kya kare women are so charming that our lover boy cant resist them…he will love them but not forever…and his love for that short and sweet period will be immense and unique from others :) so women also cant resist him :P…but Women are sensitive….So they want him to cling with them forever but he is not the kind so he has many break ups!!he has some 9 failure love stories…
TCH Movie…. With friends / cousins preferably of ur age as Your parents may or may not like the movie!!!Zaara: “Mamma, Ronaldo does like this… zuuuii!” [does a gesture] Mamma: “How do you know? You don’t even watch football!" Zaara: “Y...
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